Check your precious and authentic starter into our hotel. We will feed your starter every day, on a regular and consistent schedule. 

All starters are kept at a consistent 72 degrees to ensure optimal fermentation at all times.

Just $15/week.

In addition to feeding your starter we will also engage it with soft spoken dialogue and occasional non-ironic poetry.

The hotel service is meant to maintain an active and healthy starter. If your starter needs more intensive care we also offer training and rehabilitation services.


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We recommend using Task Rabbit or Lyft for ironic pickup.